I have decided Chemistry class on a Saturday morning at 8:00 am was invented by a mentally derrainged individual out to get the poor working college students. On a brighter side, I have not burned down the chemisty lab room nor have I caught myself on fire...yet. I still have 5 more Saturdays of torture so there is room for accidental pyrotechnics or chemical burns.
Also, I think it has been decided that for my birthday I will be dressing up as a questionable looking Mrs Santa Claus and joining in with hundreds of other questionable looking Santa Clauses. What? WHY you ask?! Its the anual Santa Pub Crawl. What better way to spend my quarter of a century old birthday by joining in with hundreds of drunk Santas and going to 20 different bars in Portland!? I can already here the jingling of sleigh bells to the tune of christmas carols, drunken sluring singing of said carols and clacking of knee high boots that kill your feet. I cant wait..
And just because it is almost Halloween and it is after all, one of my favorite holidays...
On Halloween...each neighborhood Glows so friendly, warm and good! Yet every town so safe and sleepy Has its side that's dark and creepy... Within these shadows -- dark and rotting, Lurks a mind perverse and plotting. Eye of this... skin of that, These potions perk in seconds flat! CURSES! Children having fun...?! Surely something MUST be done. Heartless, hateful, tempting, truth-less. How can one witch BE so ruthless? What happens next...? Must not be seen, Just go enjoy YOUR Halloween, No bumps in the night, no witches to visit... Nothing wicked is coming YOUR way now -- . . . or is it? --- yup totally stole that from an E-Card. Go me!
