So of course I am still unemployed... but wait! What's that? I went back to school! Of course not to finish the degree I had started. I actually changed my major again. Go me!
Something also changed during my sabbatical, I got myself a real boyfriend! So I had to say goodbye to my last boyfriend. You remember him right? Tall, tan, smoothe... goes by the name of Jose Cuervo and only costs me $15.95 for every 1/5th dose I need of him. My boyfriend is kind though. He still let's me visit him from time to time though. He said something about how it makes me easier... maybe. That's ok too. The only thing that bothers me about is that he wants me to share! SO RUDE! I tell him he is not allowed and that it is gross and i refuse to share another man with him. Jeez, what was he thinking?
Anyway, I'm off to let my head snuggle with a nice, warm body of a pillow.
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